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Wait wait, sleep paralysis. Let's talk about this because I feel like I obsess over video game logic so much that I dream that. Like, I dream of the same places, I dream of pausing whatever is happening, and I dream of death or unplugging like I'm glitched in a mmorpg. At the risk of some edge lord commenting, I gotta say that gaming has made lucid dreaming stupid easy. I can even fly if I need to, tho it's a struggle to do: I grow wings but I don't always fly. So with paralysis, I try to fall out my bed or get hit, because that's what either frees me or wakes me up. Usually I just hit the floor and run from the door and try to lock it from the other side. This sounds like BS buuuut, I don't stay under paralysis for long! *Collapses tiny soap box and puts in pocket* Cave Johnson, we're done here!
Me who just cut my hair 👀
did i just hear that jacksepticeye is a humanitarian?
In just 3 weeks "All The Way" has gotten like 600k new views
"did you cut your hair?' me: literally holding clippers in my hand
15:57 the disappointment on jack's face
thank my 3 year old nephew for like 500k of the views on the music video lol
0:55 *How'd you know?*
Ik sorry y’all but did he and Gab break up
"You cut your hair!" *Howd he know..*
this is so cool and so different and new and good
The only cure for sadness
The fact that I did actually cut my hair is making me freak out 💀
Pupils become the size of bowling balls when i go to see Free Guy. Releasing august 13 i feel them enlarging already. XD im dumb XD
xD I'm not half of those on youtube but I have played it a LOT on spotify lol
me realizing im the same height as Jack
if it gets 100mil maybe some more happy wheels? 😳
Me: Wait, how tall is Jack? Is he shorter than me? *Googles it* *Cries in 5'7"*
I did cut my hair thanks for noticing Sean 💯
Good old jack doin what he does best MEMES
".....and my humanitarian award,,,' subtle flex
How is 5'8" short? Isn't that average for men?
You wanna know how stupid humanity is People stopped buying corona beer because they thought it was related to... You know THE VIRUS! I'm disappointed in hoomanity
I miss you
Jack doesn't care about the bell? 🥲
Jack: Sees logo and says it looks really cool Bartenders: ... Hey
People that dislike are stinky smelly meanies
It's meme time
Jack at the start of the video: "Your skin is looking great!" Me, trying my best to not pick my skin as much for months now: *confused happiness noise*
is anyone gonna tell him it's like (are the rite is) but arthritis
I like how Jack described the room as if it's the only room he's allowed to be in
omg i checked so see if i was still subscribed... i wasn't i felt so bad, but it's okay! i re-subscribed :D
Shoutout everyone who paused the video to go watch all the way a few times for jackaboy
The sontaran just yeeting XD
Fun fact: (corpse) corpse sounds like the dad of B O Y :god of war: or he really the voice actor of DAD OF B O Y
"im half of those" yep i said it
Jacksepticeye: "I have a carpet now" Me: "Wait till you spill a red drink on it" *evil laughter*
The clips at 17:25 reminds me of the harmonized dog howel
The harmonization tiktoks were sooooo good
well, sub 0 is still freezing in America
when he said you cut your hair i thought he was looking through my camera.
ok but there are some studies that say that knitting can help with your arthritis/ decrease you chances of getting it so....
im like the same height as him prob a bit taller but like he from ireland ans he is short so he is a verified leprechaun.
Dad brag moment, my 5 year old already mastered understanding negative numbers
Did Jack voice bill cipher
i'm half of those uwu
8:47 grab a shotgun.
Whats a meme?
Where is the white board
Who new the potato was 10° tall
JACK YOU NEED TO BUY A NEW WHITE BORED
Why yes I did cut my hair
Thanks Jack I did get my hair cut
Tfw I actually just got a haircut a few days ago Thanks for noticing, Jackaboy!
The 970 people who disliked this video " hahaha I'm in danger" The 259k people who liked the video " where going on a trip to kill a stupid bitch"
Is it just me, or is Felix's sword bigger than Seán's?
i know this is a month old but just looked and i was unsubbed how did you know jack!!!! i need answers
my parents love all the way lmao
Pov: jack's is actually tall to me but small in one reason 178cm in the jack
uh sir how did you know i got a haircut
you asked if i cut my hair (i did yesterday), you then said my skin looks great (i’ve been healing up the acne really well lately). i’m now crying. thank you so much you gremlin man :]
Petition for jack to go back to the shed for nostalgia week
17:01 it’s toast and Felix NAOOO
2:10 i disagree strongly but pop off king👑😂😂😂
When is this weirdo gonna join the Dream SMP? Or visit it, I just want Wilbur and Jack to scream at eachother
iTs ToASt aND fElIx NoOoOO 17:01
Hey Jack..... Im hAlF oF THosE 0_0
2 fucking tall demons appeared in my room after that intro, holy shit!
After that intro im officially scared af
Soooo true. I work with a second and first grade girl and they literally didn’t believe me there were negative numbers lol
It’s the coffee
Imma miss the old set up, but this one looks soo GOOD! I'm happy for you jack
"Your skin's looking great!" I was expecting him to follow it up with, "Can I try it on?" lol
Bro you 5,8
So did you move rooms in your house or did you move to a new house?
I honestly needed this it made my shitty mood feel so much better
Jack: did you cut your hair Me: no it has actually gotten longer
Wait that means American subzero is colder than everywhere else
I feel bad for the neighbors sleep schedule
My gf when I'm flaccid 4:34
Jack: You look different! Did you cut your hair? Me, who just dyed my hair blue: 👁👄👁
jack/séan/sean(whatever ur preference): your skin is lookin great!! my self confidence: 📈📈📈
I just finished rewatching FMA Brotherhood and I felt the Edward Elric energy from him saying, “I’m not short!” 19:56
Im doing homework so not watching the screen and i thought sean was tryna speak simish xD
Jack: did you cut your hair me, who deadass cut my hair: :0 HOW'D HE KNOW
here before 27M subs
I have been a fan of you for a very long time now and I have just come back to your channel after a few months and everything has changed and I love you dude
Thank you jack yes I did cut my hair
How did you know I got a haircut
8:52 If I saw that coming into my yard, I would SHOOT IT WITH A *BAZUKA!!!!!!* Unless it proved to me that it means no harm and has chocolate for me. Then I would give it a warm blanket and a cookie.
how dare you burn my gamer man Tommyinit
Revisit deer simulator
I’m half of those :)
I just learned your dad died in so sorry if you need to take a break you can just say something in advance I'll see you on a while though also nice place you got there
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