I love how Bert thinks only low income families can't afford $4k for a vaccine. Especially a vaccine that doesn't prevent you from getting or spreading the virus. lol

Brent's crackhead brain is strong in this one.

I love how Bert has a communal accent for all foreign characters

Beta males with full beards and a pod cast. Loserville

5 mph is barely a “run”

Go back to old set:(

That would be the best way for bert to let tom use his chapstick #smalldickproblems #bertisracist lol love the show yall rock!!!!

Bert is a gay, bisexual man!

6 degrees of separation: she was on Deal or no deal with Howie Mandel who used to perform at the Comedy Store. Tim and Burnt perform at the Comedy Store.

Guys, the path to knighthood is through Jim Norton. He knows Meghan Markle since he went on a date with her.

Gay porn? Ba dom

Since podcasts have become a thing I've always disliked them because its basically talk radio. This one has me hooked for whatever reason. Good job.

Nadav in the background dying every 2 min is what I come here for lmao

#2kRun21 would be a good hashtag

#BK2k21

LOL Ray hit it all

Where can I get a hat like Bert's??

“John Mulaney went to rehab” “I wish him well!” *Tim Dillon joined the chat *

Bert you're dumb 5:53

I would for sure watch a movie with Bret Crystals as a Knight. I know it's been done a hundred times but he goes back in time and is a knight and just parties all the time.

Bert calm down

2Knights1Castle

#BK2K

a fat american calling french people fat when it's actually what everybody thinks of americans. how ironic.

Which episode do Bert and tom tell each other they would miss each other more than their wives?

The homely pound conspicuously moan because fahrenheit worrisomely post after a red toenail. capable, noisy forehead

I 100% believe that Bert fucked a jar of Vaseline and made up the chapped dong story as an excuse when Leeann asked him why there was a hole in the Vaseline.

We should google ‘Old Queens’....yeah you go ahead with that Bert 🤣

Salty Army

#2021Kreischer2K

There is a barrier cream called bum butter. It's made as a diaper cream but its great for chapped skin. Its safe enuf for babies and is made with shea-butter. I found this out when my besty popped over and he is 6'4", a big guy and in the summer he gets chafed thighs etc. All I had was the bumbutter, so he tried it and buys it himself now. You don't know its on. Its not greasy. Smells beautiful. Reasonably-priced. Good for lots of barrier cream needs without a prescription.

2 Bears 1 Cave --> 2 Knights 1 Castle

"Jail rapist with ED" is a world level original thought. someone needs to make a sketch out of it.

Bert running 2k miles this year is a good recipe for brand new kneecap and hip implants within the next 5 years

"Can't wait until Friday, I'm gonna f#_& that guy" - Tom Segura

35:00 that's why you need foreskin.

TOM'S REACTION, when Bert says he didn't read it

My homies being doxxed and calling it spoofed. That's a mile behind, Ily tho dnt fuck with Saudis, and yes, they fuck with Trump

Bert "My $4,000 would be substitized" Kreischer

18:00 Indians, Pakastanis, and Bangladeshis are all literally the same people, but they didn't become different countries until like the 1970s or something, now they get upset over imaginary political lines on the ground

That’s CRAZY that Bret takes 4,000 mg of vitamin D every day. That’s like 300 entire packs of Vitamin D from Walmart. I don’t think 99.9% of people would take that much over their entire lifespan. This dude really goes all in.

My wife walked in exactly when Tom started reading about a guy’s huge junk problems, I pause it, she looks at me and goes “are you gay?” Thanks Tom. Yes. I’m gay.

You guys should have an hour show on tv. Luv you guys!

#Krei2K

why not #2021miles

#2k2bears

1:08:15 I love how Tom brings up IMMEDIATELY someone dying & then proceeds to sit up to engage more😂😂😂

34:51 *looks to camera*

We got a king in Holland!

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(2 BEARS NEW HAT REVIEW)I finally got the head then and I just want to say it's really ugly when I have in real life it just doesn't look right with two logos it looks like a mistake or something it's more of a collector's item if than anything? But yeah little disappointed on the two bears hat?🤔 if how are you guys I will go back to the drawing boards and come up with something where it's two bears but in one logo cuz the two logos there it just looks weird like a mistake or something and I get weird looks when I wear it out and that one compliment? 🤔

Tom reminds me of Jim from the ( American) Office with the looks at the camera.

I don't know how I've never thought of it until now, but we're watching a fuckin podcast on it with two dudes named Albert and Thomas. . . Wtf

I’m here for you’re original thoughts Bert

King of Thailand is totally their speed lol

Chosenberg circle jerk

Dr. Cool J.... paging Dr. Cool J.

whats with the seat switch

LOL! That dude always cracking up in the background!

Lyle would’ve been perfect for this episode

i bet Burp Christmas gets all his news from CNN

the fact that bert says that kumails body is MAYBE unattainable for him shows how completely detached from reality he is lol how dumb is Brent Chrysler

Bert... LinkActive jogging shorts. Should solve your problem.

Two dishwashers is so dumb.

"Prince Albert is named after an earring in your cock" - Bard Karhartt

Vox is so biased and unreliable they actually make the NYT look sort of reliable.

can't wait for 2 Knights 1 Castle

Tom's busted ass left leg and giant hog can't fit under the table

Kumail seems to be on a cycle of multiple things. Marvel people are usually pretty hardcore hes definitly on test boosters, I would assume hes on Trenbolone since he put on so much mass so fast but he might be on Saarms too. Who knows though could be rad 140 or some shit. he definitly took hella fat burners and cut water to get to the physique in those pictures tho.

Bert talking about BLM like they weren’t torching cities all year

After drunk astronauts, we have drunk Saudi Princes

Bert got each member of the Royal family wrong in that photo which is very Bert.

Spoffing is lying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL tough times for us big dicks that podcast u realized ur dicks nice! thanks boys

Who dislikes you guys so much that you get 645 dislikes? Wtf? Sour asses 😂

I’m a proud user of the drink in shoe method

So is this coming to an end when Tom moves???

I got a star trek ad right as bert said picard

Eedjits

That's what he gets for canceling apu 😆 lol

#2bears2k21

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL BRET ABOUT THE KING OF THAILAND!

The idea that these super fit bodies are unobtainable is so fucking stupid. Millions of people get ripped without the help of nutritionists or trainers. There's no secret to losing fat. Eat less, exercise more. There's no secret to building muscle. Lift weights. You can lay out an entire diet and workout routine in less than a couple of hours with all of the information on the internet. The people that shame these celebrities for getting in great shape with outside help might just be the most r-worded people on the planet.

Way to many adds

I love that Bert's original vaccine thought is just "taxes, but with more steps"

The difference is Pakistani are Muslims. Most of India is Hindu. They didn't get along so they pushed them out and they created their own country. That's pretty much the gist of it

“Mul-tee vit-ah-mins” vs “mul-tye vy-tah-mins”

Should pick up a knee brace sponsor

Bert: if you know or are a king or queen let us know YMH Fans: We know a guy TikTok king: Hello my Kings and Queens above 18

🤣😂

#BertRuns 🤣

What if instead of 2000 miles you ran 2021miles and used #2021miles

"That's how it is every day. If you don't stay in your house, you're just waiting for shit to show up." Yeah Bert. That's why we're staying in our fucking houses. Guess who doesn't have to feel that way? Myself and every other person who stays home like we should.

How’s that going for you bro

Lmao

Wtf switch back asses

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Just up it to 2021 miles.. #run2021miles

2kBK

Bert is killing ymh studios

I love you guys.❤

#2KR or #2K21 , #2KR21 you could make shirts i think its sell pretty good get joe to wear one.

Most men in 40s and 50s can start taking testosterone injections prescribed, if it starts getting low. More common than you think. Most men I know that do, feel a hell of a lot better too.

Do you think Bert remembers how many blowies he gave in college?