Dme monte :😭

A S M R

so many people disliked this for what-

Afritada is like Africa + Canada

delicioso :)

Green Giant is best!

How did he milk this to 20 minutes

Eyy I guessed correct 😂

don’t support sour patch kids cause they hurt my tummy wummy

Oh god I hate green beans

Part of me wants to think this video is a joke, the other part is annoyed about the ungratefulness of the corn that was given, as some people in this world have nothing and would love to have some corn for free. I'm a old school Markiplier subscriber and fan but free corn is free corn... 😏

Imagine they upgrade to leaving a giant vat of corn in front of his house with a golden spigot in the side.

Wait "we got" he's living with his girlfriend??? (Is that his girlfriend lol I don't want to assume) I've been off the internet for like a year and a half. Needed time off 🤯 I hate this generation and how much dumb shit people do and come up with 🙄 I'm sorta back only on YouTube so I don't know what the fuck is going on lol but I've only been watching mark and sean and a little bit of old felix gaming videos 😀

so basically mark made a channel with his friend ethan called unus annus which got deleted back in november. they were making a video using del monte corn and mark wanted a sponsorship from them, but never got it. this whole video is a joke, or at least I hope. and yes, that is his girlfriend. i hope this helps

Mmmm corn I'm gonna make some corn now

Corn?

aka gimme money

1 thing is absolutely true however, del monte has terrible canned green beans.

I don’t know what sort of sponsorship or integration deal mark actually has with these corn people but let me tell you something my impressionable ass watched this video then went out thinking “ya know what? I could go for a can of corn” and LET ME TELL YOU I have now tried both Del Monte and Green Giant corn and ya know what? Green Giant is better. Also eating corn directly out of the can? Absolutely dumb fucking delicious. I feel like an idiot. Am I impressionable? Yes. Was this video just some capitalist scheme to get people to buy corn? Also yes. But do I regret my purchase.....? Hell no. Green Giant corn is sent from the goddamn heavens above and I will go to my grave eating these yellow particles of ether. Highly recommend.

the longer marks hair gets the more insane he gets

why does this make me want raw green beans lmao

it has been 2 months WHAT IS GOING ON WITH GREEN GIANT

Green Beans are a delicacy!!!!!

Mark eating the green beans makes me hungry lol

*Filipino

Afritada is a filipink food

Anyone else realize he kinda sounds and acts like Captain Jack Sparrow a few times? It's hilarious

green giant also givs corn

Del Monte who?

The range of this mans

i seriouly can;t tell if mark is joking

companies: sends mark gifts mark: *peace was never an option*

This video is just a 20 minute rant about markiplier not getting what he wants

my parents just bought del monte corn and I suddenly had a strong urge to steal it out of the cabinet and yeet it out a window 🥰✨✌️

I didn’t know Mark was desperate for sponsorships after all these years.

A multi-millionaire whines about getting free stuff while making some videos with some products which make him money, also the whining video making him a lot of money. That's Youtube nowadays...

Green beans are actually very good when seasond or plain

“Like the fickle bitch I am.”

I was correct.... Damn-

how far up your ass do you have to be to think you automatically diserve a sponsorship for a brand they didn't even ask you to endorse to begin with...

Mark telling viewers to guess what he got:.... Me: it's corns isn't it Mark: brings out cans of corn Me: I KNEW IT

Nice! You get to a free subscription and bell for mark

wait i was subscribed all this time and now its free

BOught 5 cans of yellow corn and green beans from green giant because markiplier YOU BETTER GIB MARK THE SPONSER HE DESERVES ngl the yellow corn was AWESOME and so was the green beans

4:26 Frittata is an egg-based Italian dish similar to an omelette or crustless quiche or scrambled eggs, enriched with additional ingredients such as meats, cheeses or vegetables. The word frittata is Italian and roughly translates to "fried."

Not only does Mark have the balls to attack Del Monte and Sour Patch Kids, he also has the balls to say COVID as it’s basically illegal to say it.

A brand Markiplier wants to get sponsored from: Here, take a gift! Markiplier:... THAT'S AN INSULT!!!

okay but canned green beans are genuinely so fucking good

I honestly can't tell if Markiplier actually has this big of an ego or if it's just a joke. 🤣😂🤣😂

@Adrienne Melodia I think so too. He's just really good at continuing it for a while. Lol

it's a joke, mostly (I think?)

corn

I hope all those dislikes know this is a joke and he's obviously not hating on anyone for real lol

Mark is just built different

I don’t know why mark harassing these random companies brings me so much joy and laughter lol

Man Mark, you could afford a side dish of green beans as a kid?

I love that now Mark just has a box of Del Monte corn lying around his house... And now he's insulting the green bean man.

The pop tart, the flashlight video and this video were probably recorded the same he had the same shirt on in all of them. Or he just really likes that shirt

i wonder when the Green Giant will respond

Poor del monte

seems like annus's personality didn't die yet huh??

this video is just markiplier complaining for 19 minutes and 27 seconds

what a bout GOYA

The shunt you 24 cans of corn and a letter

lol

Del Monte is sponsoring Mark. They just don't realize it yet.

I guessed that it was 25 cans of corn. Do I still get a free subscription and the bell?

If Markiplier asks you to give him sponsorship.... do it... for the sake of your family... DO IT

That clean white table will never look the same If ya know, ya know

Del monte corn?

Imagine being del monte and sending him corn as a thank you gift and mark makes a video about how your corn sucks and how he likes green beans now.

i genuinelywant to drink green beans

Mark: I love green beans Yeah say that to Jeffy

Yeah, green beans are good... But corn is the secret ingredient in all them big burly farm boys in the Midwest. Curn and all of it's sweet goodness. Mixed it with a half stick of butter, and you're golden. If you don't have enough butter, cheese, or sugar to give a man with diabetes a heart attack, you're doing it wrong.

Corn

Markiplier when he is all about complaining about companies Markipany (That pun was terrible and I’m sorry

The check is the corn

He just inhaled the thing of green beans

Corn.... it was corn

Del monte: watches video Also del monte: well we ain’t sending anyone more corn

POV: its 2:53am and your watching a 20 minute long video about DeMonte corn

I have watched this like 10 times idk why

why is no one talking about the fact that he drank green bean water straight from the fucking can

What do you have if you have one big green ball in one hand and one big green ball in the other? Complete control of the jolly green giant

He's deadass gonna keep trying to fuck with brands until somebody actually sponsors him. This bit is legitamately hilarious to me.

This is how Mark deals with the death of Unus Annus and I find it painfully relatable

The first time I watch this vid i guess more corn and i was right

This version of Mark sounds like the Greek/Roman gods.....NOTICE ME BEFORE I SMITE YOU

Why do i have the urge to eat some canned corn and green beans out of the can.

Mad Markiplier-

so u hate me cuz i’m a delmonte

I’m so fucking cunfused

Right there with you buddy

Why does Markiplier look like he is in an insane asylum

MARK WE HAVE THE SAME PEPPER GRINDER

I always thought Mark was a little corny...

this video is amazing. Im excited for the next episode

Del Monte watching this after sending Mark a gift 👁👄👁

i love how, mid-rant, he stops and says "Quarantine is getting to me..." before continuing. can we just appreciate how he voiced all our collective moods during 2020?

Me eating DelMonte green beans while watching: 0-0

Del monta is better

I knew it was corn

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